January 28. 2021

News reports reveal a new Covid test has been introduced. Rather than scraping the tongue or inserting a swab in the nostril, as has been done throughout the pandemic, the newest testing method is swabbing your anus. Yes, really. Your bootyhole. They stick a saline soaked cotton swab up your butt a few inches and swirl it around.

Listen, I will let them insert the swab in my nostril and even touch my brain with it, before I let them swab my butthole (LOL). You know what, let Biden go first. If fact, previously former U.S. presidents got inoculated on TV. Well, will Clinton, Bush and Obama like to volunteer to take the anal swab test on TV you know, to show us it's safe (LOL).

Side Bar: I'm just kidding with this article. If the test is more effective there's nothing wrong with using it.

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