T-Pain Stands For Tooth Pain

Sony Music (Jive) rapper and Britney Spears and Chris Brown producer/writer, T-Pain, who I previously wrote about here, due to his vile, sacrilegious version of Gospel singer Kirk Franklin's song "Silver And Gold" was injured in an accident this past weekend.

T-Pain, amazingly injured himself while in a golf cart, losing four teeth, fracturing his jaw and sustaining cuts and abrasions to his face.

Can't do that no more

How does one injure one's self in a golf cart. You don't hear about Tiger Woods having injuries like this. Dude lost four teeth in a golf cart! Well, the T in T-pain certainly doesn't stand for teeth.

Are you sure you didn't get into a fight with Chris Brown. You know what's good for tooth injury - rub a little pork on it. I'm just kidding - I only wrote that because he's Muslim and sacrileged a Christian song.

T-Pain became famous in 2005, using the vocoded sound Zap and Roger Troutman pioneered 20 years ago, that even I used in 2001. He's going to have to change his "Bartender" lyric from "she made us drinks" to "she made us teeth."

Um, I mean get well soon.

BREAKING NEWS!! RAPPER T-PAIN RUSHED TO THE HOSPITAL … AFTER GETTING HIS JAW BUSTED!!!

March 29, 2009. MediaTakeOut.com received word that on Wednesday night rapper T-Pain suffered a serious injury. According to one of our snitches on the ground, T-Pain was backstage at the AT&T arena in San Antonio Texas when things went HORRIBLY WRONG!!

The snitch told MediaTakeOut.com that T-Pain was "fooling around" on a golf cart with one of his boys - and dude pushed him off. The insider explains, "T-Pain's whole mouth was busted, 4 of his teeth fell out and they said his jaw was broken."

MediaTakeOut.com learned that shortly after the accident, an ambulance came to the set and rushed T-Pain off the scene and to a nearby hospital...

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