Paris Hilton Tell All

August 3. 2009

Paris Hilton wearing her Kabbalah red string bracelet that hasn't protected her from squat

Paris Hilton's former manager, Jason Moore, is set to expose the shiftless socialite, in a tell-all book, he is currently shopping to publishers. The only way the book will sell is if he really tells all.

I'm referring to the really embarrassing items she doesn't want the public to know, as her vagina is already plastered all over the internet, so there really isn't much one can do in the way of embarrassing someone so shameless.

Paris Hilton's former manager shops tell-all book

August 2, 8:37 PM - ...Paris Hilton's former manager, Jason Moore, is shopping a tell-all book... According to a pitch letter, "Jason will demonstrate how, for 10 years, he managed to save his mercurial client from disgrace by manipulating the media, and Paris herself. Paris was oftentimes her own worst enemy, making a sex tape with a former boyfriend, nursing hangovers during photo shoots, falling asleep everywhere, and getting thrown in jail for numerous driving violations. If Paris Hilton didn't have Jason Moore pulling the strings, cleaning up her messes...she could well have faded into oblivion."

Moore is calling the book, Controlling Chaos and says Paris "spent hours at a time posing in front of the mirror, nailing down the ideal position to create the perfect paparazzi photo" and was willing to become "the kind of character...that would land commercials, international endorsements, film and television roles...and the man (or maybe even the girl) of her dreams."...

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