Madonna: Straight Men Find Me Ugly

The Gays Aren't Too Happy With Her Either Over Kabbalah Slamming Homosexuality

November 18. 2011

Madonna caption by the Daily Mail

Strange pop tart, Madonna has done an interview in which she proclaimed regarding herself, "Straight men don't find me unattractive." Well, that's because you aren't and don't limit yourself, because gay men don't fancy you either. Only a few nutty men do and they are the ones that have been on your pay roll as your love interest. The gay men that still pay you any attention are the few that envy your penis and prominent Adam's apple. 

Man-donna (and she wonders why men don't find her attractive)

Furthermore, gays have Lady Gaga now, who can actually sing (albeit devil worshipping illuminati music) and doesn't look like He-Man on steroids with a botox problem. The devil has his new muse, Madonna. You've been fired and cast into the heap that is the digital music recycle bin of pop culture.

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