Lindsay Lohan Reaped What She Sowed

August 25. 2009

Consummate thief and Kabbalah member, Lindsay Lohan, was previously sued for stealing a $10,000 mink coat, which she was forced to give back. In another legal action, a potential multi-million dollar tanning product, which she, Lohan, who knows nothing about science and manufacturing, took credit for, though she possesses the IQ of a splinter.

In another act of blatant grand theft, Lohan stole $500,000 in couture jewelry from a Elle magazine photo shoot in London, forcing them to go to the authorities to retrieve their property.

Being the great friend she is to all, Lindsay waited until one of her friends who actually has a job, went on a shoot, deceiftully gained entry to her home and stole tens of thousands of dollars worth of designer clothes, shoes and bags from her closet.

Lindsay, the haggard faced, 22-year old, sticky fingered thief, has now reaped what she sowed. Someone broke into her modest Hollywood Hills home and stole designer clothes, shoes, purses, watches and yanked the safe out of the wall.

It's hard to feel sorry for her, as people work hard for their money and property and not for it to be stolen by a lazy, perverse, degenerate Hollywood cult member, with a crazy, illogical sense of entitlement. Not even the Queen of England or the President of the United States would be entitled to such imposition and thievery, who is she to think she can do that.

She needs to view this terrible experience as a learning lesson and stop stealing other people's things, as one day she is going to steal something she should not and end up in prison.

Adding insult to injury, her neighbors, who do not like her, due to the criminal and boisterous mischief she constantly creates, wants her to move immediately, citing she is ruining their once peaceful and safe neighborhood.

Wherever Kabbalah loiters, break-ins and discord are sure to follow.

Side Bar: Lindsay Lohan needs to learn from the Michael Jackson case, as due to the sheer amount of drugs she does, she is a prime candidate to meet the same demise.

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This was the second such incident in a year for Lohan, who shuttles between Los Angeles and New York regularly. Now it looks like her neighbors are banding together to try to get her to move out of the area, as they now consider her a security risk and that the narrow street creates a traffic hazard for the other members of the neighborhood...

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Lohan's home invaded again

The drama never stops for 21st-Century tabloid queen Lindsay Lohan. Upon returning to her Hollywood Hills, Calif. home around 3 a.m. Sunday, Lohan found her crib burglarized for the second time this year.

"The safe was ripped out of the wall and the door was off the hinges and door handles removed," Dina said..."Bags, shoes and jewelry were taken, too."

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