Disgusting Megan Fox Quotes

October 23. 2009

Actress Megan Fox has issued a spate of terrible, disgusting quotes, sure to repulse just about anyone. Why she continues to engage in this self-defeating madness, is anyone's guess.

For example, Fox stated regarding her hygiene habits, she will doo doo in other people's toilets and not flush. How charming (not). Megan, contrary to the arrogance you clearly believe, scientifically speaking, your doo doo does stink. Hence, your movie "Jennifer's Body" flopping.

Side Bar: isn't it amazing how mindless Megan Fox and pervy director Michael Bay love to joke about things others find no humor in, such as life threatening aneurysms and suicide (see article excerpt below). Then, they wonder why people think they are weird jerks.

Side Bar 2: you know what's sad and funny at the same time, if Bay actually followed through on blogger's wishes of having a Transformer robot step on Megan Fox's character in the next film, effectively squishing her, thereby writing her out of the franchise, audience would laugh and not cry, as the public has so soured on her as a person.

STORY SOURCE

Megan Fox sucking it up for next 'Transformers'

Oct 21, 2009, 15:26 GMT - ...Fox's greatest hits were compiled by PopEater for posterity:

On her toilette habits: "I'm horrible to live with ... My clothes end up wherever I take them off. I forget to flush the toilet. Friends will tell me, "Megan, you totally pinched a loaf in my toilet and didn't flush." - FHM

On Stage Fright: "Every time I go on stage - instant diarrhea." - Cosmo

And Acting: "We actors are kind of prostitutes. We get paid to feign attraction and love. Other people are paying to watch us kissing someone, touching someone, doing things people in a normal monogamous relationship would never do with anyone who's not their partner. It's really kind of gross." -- British GQ

And on Michael Bay: "He's like Napoleon and he wants to create this insane, infamous mad-man reputation ... He wants to be like Hitler on his sets, and he is. So he's a nightmare to work [for]." -- Wonderland

On the "sense" of Transformers: "I'm in the movie and I read the script and I watched the movie and I still didn't know what was happening," Fox said. "I don't know how you saw it in IMAX without having a brain aneurysm or at least a migraine headache!"

Previously we posted an open letter posted on Michael Bay's blog from his crew members, Fox was called "dumb as a rock."

PopEater reports that for the third 'Transformers' installment, Bay made nice and posted this on his blog:

"P.S. Megan Fox, welcome back. I promise no alien robots will harm you in any way during the production of this motion picture. Please consult your Physician when working under my direction because some side effects can occur, such as mild dizziness, intense nausea, suicidal tendencies, depression, minor chest hair growth, random internal hemorrhaging and inability to sleep. As some directors may be hazardous to your health, please consult your Doctor to determine if this is right for you."...

http://www.monstersandcritics.com

Megan Fox is Now Grateful to Michael Bay

Posted: October 20th, 2009 - Now that Michael Bay has announced that "Transformers 3" is in the works and that he will bring back Megan Fox, the actress has decided to stop making comments that have previously got her into trouble with the director, like comparing him to Hitler...

She added: "The movie took me out of obscurity and gave me a career, and I'm completely grateful to everyone involved with this franchise."

Why the change of tune? Maybe it has something to do with "Jennifer's Body" bombing, causing Fox to worry about her career.

It was recently reported that Michael Bay is considering killing off Fox's character during the early minutes of "Transformers 3" to replace her with another good looking girl. After Fox's Spike TV comments, Bay may just let her live.

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