"Can't Buy Me Love"

Another Thing Madonna Clearly Can't Buy...A Good Plastic Surgeon (Woof)!

November 11. 2009

A scary looking Madonna with her paid companion trailing behind her

Crazy pop deviant Madonna rushed to Brazil to meet the mother of her so-called boyfriend, Jesus, who she pays to be with her, thoroughly embarrassing herself.

She is trying to create the illusion that she is a young, hip, pop star, when she is not, as her age dictates otherwise. For her to pay someone to accompany her everywhere, demanding they pretend to be in love with her, for the fake stories she sends and pays blogs and pop culture sites to run, when dude is always grimacing in her presence, is pathetic.

It doesn't matter what age a person is, if you are decent and kind, someone will love you for who you are. But when you are evil and vile like Madonna, you have to pay people to pretend to like you.

All the male bloggers slam her Frankenstein-like appearance (their words), from years of plastic surgery abuse, but as a PR move, she has employed him, hoping to con the public into thinking she is desirable.

 She has even spooled him into her psycho cult Kabbalah, employing brainwashing tactics on the significantly younger man, when said conduct previously failed with A-Rod.

With her sales hitting an all-time low and the public constantly bashing her online, delusional Madonna refuses to leave the party she is no longer invited to and never was, as she forced her way in through theft and fraud.