When I briefly read the headline about singer Usher Raymond complaining of having a stalker who thinks she is married to him, I jokingly thought to myself, that's not a nice way to talk about your ex-wife Tameka Foster (LOL - oh boy, if she ever catches me after all the jokes I've made about her...).

Turns out Usher does have a stalker and she is suffering from mental problems to think she is married to him, when there is no proof to back it up. A woman named Darshelle Jones-Rakestraw has terrified Ush, who applied for a restraining order against her. Rakestraw showed up at his home in Atlanta, Georgia and began banging on the front door, insisting he let her in (well, at least she was subtle). 

She was subsequently arrested and told cops she is his wife, but she "misplaced" her house keys (if you say so, girl). I'm going to help Usher with this problem. Darshelle, you are Usher's wife and he loves you and wants you to come sweep him off his feet, so keep trying to hook up with your man (LOL that was wrong). 

Seriously, Darshelle, leave Usher in peace. Tameka has already jacked up his life, throwing plates of food at him and threatening to beat the black off his girlfriend. You are not married to Usher, so respect his space and privacy and that of his family.