Uncle Jesse Got Messy

July 1. 2010

John  Stamos as "Uncle Jesse"

John Stamos, who played Uncle Jesse on the very popular television show "Full House" was the target of an extortion attempt, where a blackmailer threatened to go public with photos of him with a prostitute...wait for it...doing cocaine. Ask Uncle Jesse would say, "Have mercy." Uncle Jesse needs to go to rehab. Seriously, you're a good comedic actor - you can't let addictions get the best of you. 

John  Stamos as John Stamos

Stamos called the FBI and since he is famous and they are pathetic, they actually did something about the case, obtained the compromising photos and destroyed them. However, everyday citizens shouldn't try calling them. Trust me, I know from experience.