Judiciary Report - Paris Sued

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Paris Sued

No, Not The City, The Hooker, Er, I Mean The Heiress

August 15. 2008

Paris Hilton

A Florida company has filed suit in Miami against Paris Hilton for failing to promote a film they hired her to star in titled, "National Lampoon's Pledge This!" They stated she did not promote the film as promised, which led to its failure.

First of all, for the money you paid her, you could have gotten a real actress to take the part. Then your movie wouldn't have been criticized and panned for having Hilton in it.

Having human Hollywood mattresses in your movie does not guarantee attendance. Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears, to name a few, do not put butts in movie theatre seats. People just like to read about them self-destructing.

Paris Hilton

I was in a store the other day and whilst in the perfume section, from a distance I saw a perfume that looked like it's title was "Herpes." Then when I got closer to the package it actually read "Heiress" by Paris Hilton. Talk about a Freudian slip.

To the people with Herpes, I'm not teasing you, sorry you've got it and maybe one day there will be a cure, but I'm not a Paris fan due to what she has been doing in that terrible, thieving Kabbalah cult.

MIAMI (AP) - A court-appointed receiver for an entertainment group is suing filed Paris Hilton and her company. The lawsuit filed in Miami alleges Hilton owes $75,000 in damages for not fulfilling repeated requests to appear on talk shows and do interviews to promote a movie she was in.

The lawsuit is on behalf of Worldwide Entertainment Group Inc. and its entities. The lawsuit says Hilton entered into an agreement in 2004 for the production and distribution of a motion picture titled "National Lampoon's Pledge This!"

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