Paris Hilton Movie Branded Worst Bomb Of All Time

February 13. 2008

Former inmate and hardened felon Paris Hilton has been handed the shame of having the worst movie of all time. How appropriate that this dishonor goes to a Kabbalah cult member.

In one of your songs from your flopped album you claimed men are fighting over you. Well, they certainly aren’t fighting to go see your movies.

In Paris’ defense, pardon the pun, how could her film “The Hottie And The Nottie” possibly be worse than the cinematic disaster that was Kabbalah cult member Mad-onna’s “Swept Away.” That thing literally got swept away at the box office…right into the garbage.

Coincidentally, Swept Away was pitched to Madonna, she ripped it off and was sued for her disgraceful conduct. Said stinker has been one of the most panned films, if you can call it that, in history. She got what she deserved for being a thief (and an untalented one at that).

NOTE: I made a mistake on the site a couple days ago when I wrote the film “The Hottie And The Nottie” only made $25,000 for the ENTIRE weekend. Turns out it only made $9,000 for the ENTIRE weekend.

Paris, I hope you feel better now that I have corrected that…and I know you read the web site, as you’ve come up in the site hits (quite a few times).

“As if things weren’t going badly enough for the Hilton clan what with Barron’s drunken-driving woes, now it turns out that Paris Hilton’s new flick “The Hottie and the Nottie” may be the biggest box-office bomb of all time!

The movie took in just $9,000 dollars last weekend - an average of $81 per screen, according to Splashnews.com.” (link)