Miss Universe contestant, Jenna Talakova, representing Canada in the renowned contest, was kicked out of the pageant for being a transgender man, who had his male equipment removed via surgery, to look more like a woman. Watch GLAAD blow their top in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...

The official rules of the pageant state, each contestant must be a "naturally born female" which automatically disqualifies Talakova, who hid this pertinent fact, along with his twig and berries.

Ironically, if you listen to the video, Talakova sounds like train wreck reality star, Paris Hilton, which makes me wonder about the heiress and whether she too was born a man, as it would also explain her feet (LOL just kidding). You know blogger Perez Hilton is trying to chat up Talakova or at the very least cyberstalking him.