Madonna Busted Her Non-Existent Butt

August 11. 2008

50-year-old Miley Cyrus wannabe, Madonna, twisted her ankle this weekend. It probably happened while practicing the dance moves to the latest Miley Cyrus video.

Seriously, the immigrant abusing slave trader took a nasty tumble while practicing for her "Sticky & Sweet Tour" (please boycott it) that is suffering from poor ticket sales. Osteoporosis can be a tough one.

The above posted photo is of Madonna and her daughter leaving the Kabbalah Center again. Madonna has exposed her children to Kabbalah for years, which according to many Jewish scholars, is a horrible idea.

They say it produces severe mental illness, especially in young people. Kabbalah members Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan are proof of that, as the world got to watch them go completely insane, flying off the rails.

Madonna, has also exposed children in a Malawi village to Kabbalah, through a program, which will ensure the African government will have a mental health crisis on their hands. Kabbalah is going to turn the place into a sweat shop and slave camp, as they did in Israel.