Judiciary Report - Kabbalah Party = Hepatitis A

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Kabbalah Party = Hepatitis A

New York Health Department: You've Got The Hep!

February 21. 2008

Ashton Kutcher (look at that outfit - you know he's brainwashed)

The birthday party for Kabbalah cult member Ashton Kutcher, 12, held by his wife, Demi, 45, at New York's Socialista, didn't go according to plan.

Demi Moore

The party's guests, Kutcher, Demi Moore, Madonna, Gwyneth Paltrow and Donna Karan are being urged by the New York health department to go get tested, as it was revealed today that a bartender at Socialista had Hepatitis A.

Mad-onna

Some of the symptoms of Hepatitis A are swollen muscles, swollen throat and brain damage. These symptoms probably didn't phase Madonna, though, because she's had them for quite some time. Between the man muscles, protruding Adam's Apple and kooky brain damaged conduct, it's a normal day for Madonna. She probably didn't notice anything different.