Jail: Lindsay Lohan Only Allowed 3-4 Baths Per Week

Fallen Hollywood actress, Lindsay Lohan, is set to report to jail by tomorrow and here's a sampling of what awaits the lawbreaking deviant, while she is incarcerated on a series of probation violations, stemming from DUI arrests.

She is only going to be allowed one shower every other day. She will be confined to her cell in solitary, at least 20 hours per day, to protect Lohan from her fellow roving lesbian inmates or more importantly, to protect them from her. She will not be allowed to wear make-up or those costly hair extensions she loves so much.

"Don't drop the soap" but it turns out, she won't get to use it much either

It's amazing to think that Lohan was once a multi-million dollar, B-List, Hollywood actress. Lohan is now bankrupt and if she slides any further down the list, we will need a new alphabet to reflect her fallen status.

Dina Lohan lives vicariously through her daughter, as she too wanted to be famous at Lindsay's age

Her mother is partly to blame for this mess, as she enables Lohan, treats her like a baby and made her feel she is so special she is completely above the law. Now that they have hit a wall, reality is setting in. Hopefully, jail will be a time of correction for Lohan.