It’s Funny, George Didn’t Mention Laura

…But He Did Mention Condoleezza In Song

March 11. 2008

Condi to George: I'll see you later!

Ebony and Ivory

President George W. Bush did a “rare singing performance” recently, where he pined for his ranch in Texas. The song mentioned life after the White House, with his mother, father, Dick Cheney…and Condoleezza Rice, who he affectionately calls Condi. He even mentions his dog Barney, but no mention of his wife Laura. Ok, then.

It can’t be easy for Barney being your dog - with the way you’ve lied about the war in Iraq that has harmed so many here and abroad and destroyed the US economy, Barney is probably hoping he gets shot by an FBI agent.

“Bush yearns for Texas in rare singing performance"

Sun Mar 9, 2008 12:06am EST - To the tune of country song "Green Green Grass of Home," Bush sang of longing for his ranch in Crawford, Texas and his dog Barney.

"And there to meet me is my mama and my papa, down the lane I look and here comes Barney, heart of gold and breath like honey; it's good to touch the brown brown grass of home."

Bush, singing only slightly off key, then turned to some of the long-term members of his team including Cheney and Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice.

"For there's Condi and Dick, my old compadre, talking to me about some oil rich Saudi, but soon I'll touch the brown brown grass of home."

"That old White house is behind me, I am once again carefree, don't have to worry 'bout a crisis in Pyongyang. Down the lane I look, Dick Cheney is strolling with documents he'd been withholding, it's good to touch the brown brown grass of home." http://www.reuters.com