Hillary Couldn’t Even Beat The Black Guy

Well Hey Hillary, There's Always Iowa...Oh Wait, That Was Iowa...Never Mind

January 4. 2008

Alleged wiretapper and lesbian, Hillary Clinton, should have borrowed some of John Edwards face cream because not only did he beat her in Iowa (well, he didn’t literally beat her in Iowa, as there was no physical violence) so did Obama, the man she derided for months as naïve and inexperienced. Hillary, "Pride comes before a fall." Barack Obama won in Iowa on the Democrat side in a historic victory.

Hillary: Huma I'm coming home early...the black guy won!

Hillary, at least you can treasure the mementos you took with you from your time in the White House with Bill - namely the furniture ($360,000 worth of White House furniture she shipped to her New York home). Never heard of Rooms To Go.

John Edwards: Aren't I youthful and pretty...and I beat Hillary. That's gotta be worth something.

Back to John and his face cream – you look all of 12, Mr. Edwards. The Estee Lauder people should nab and test you for unearthly anti-aging cells (ok, that didn’t make sense, but it was a joke, so it didn't need to).

On the Republican side, charismatic Christian conservative, and Baptist minister, Mike Huckabee, won at the polls. He really gained ground in the last month and won the primary. Yes, the Christian Seabiscuit.