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Um, Does Britney Know - Oops He Did It Again

June 13, 2007

Britney looking busted. Am I the only one seeing Axl Rose in this pic:

At least Axl is personable. Britney really shouldn't be looking like a dude. Ironically, neither one of them can get their comeback going. Fame really messes with people.

It was reported in the press today that Britney Spears' ex-husband, Kevin Federline, who she just hammered out a divorce deal with via an attorney, got his former girlfriend, Shar Jackson, pregnant again.

At first I thought, that can't be right, they must mean Kevin Paves, the gay hairdresser to the stars, because if this don't kill Britney nothing will...

Hide all the knives. When Britney reads about this she is going to breakdown like a 76 Pinto.

Britney prematurely aged:

You know what's funny, Kevin has gone from strength to strength since Britney threw him out. He took care of his kids while she went mental and postal at the same time, he did a number of high paying appearances/endorsements, bought a house in suburbia and landed himself a role in a movie with Keanu Reeves.

Britney out of it:

Britney stepped up too...right into the doo doo. She flashed her body parts when no one asked her too, she beat an innocent SUV with an umbrella like it was Rodney King and did several 12 minute lip sync live tour dates that Milli Vanilli would be proud of. Yea, reach for the stars Britney...