Tony Parker Sues X17
Basketball Player Files Suit
Against Photo Agency Over Infidelity Story
December 20. 2007
Eva Longoria and Tony Parker
Remember my
December 15,
2007 article about the Tony Parker infidelity
claims, where
I wrote will he sue and, "Maybe
he doesn't know how to say the following in English, 'I did
not have sexual relations with
that
woman.' You teach him how to say it, Bubba (Bill
Clinton)."
Well, Tony Parker sued X17 yesterday and I burst
out laughing when I read the following line in the federal lawsuit, "Tony Parker
has never
had sexual relations with
a
woman
named Alexandra Paressant." Tony, never quote Bill Clinton in a situation
like this.
I was kidding.
Just trust me on this one. It's like quoting Wilt Chamberlain.
Alexandra Paressant
Seriously, he is denying even meeting her at
all. He is also saying that she lied regarding being at his wedding and as a
guest of celebrity soccer player Thierry Henry. *Says like Ricky Ricardo*
X17, you got some explaining to do.
Alexandra Paressant
X17, can you and Alexandra fill in the holes in
your story. It would be beneficial considering he is suing you for $20 million
dollars. Furthermore, Ms. Paressant I don’t get. If she
wanted to have a rich and or famous boyfriend (hey, some famous dudes are broke,
hence the and or in that statement) all she had to do was act normal and one of
them would have dated and probably married her (providing she didn't go psycho
on them).
Eva Longoria
She is a pretty woman apparently just
like in the movie too, many men, especially famous men would have gone
out with her. She also has a modeling career (Victoria Secret and other notable
companies). She didn't have to do this (well, no one has to do this). Now you’re
going to have to pose in a whole bunch of fountains to pay those legal fees.
Why go this route? You claim you were cheating
with a man who cheated on you, so basically you got what you deserved, if that
is the case.