Times Square Bombing Suspect Nearly Got Away

May 5. 2010

Faisil Shahzad

An Associated Press article claims, "the no-fly list failed to keep the Times Square suspect off the plane" bound for Dubai, enroute to Pakistan, as Faisal Shahzad fled America, after attempting to blow up the famous New York landmark with a weird Wiley Coyote bomb.

Faisil Shahzad

Shahzad became "spooked by news reports that investigators were seeking a Pakistani suspect in Connecticut" - meaning he racially profiled himself.

Attorney General Eric Holder bragged at a press conference yesterday...when the suspect almost got away

The article goes on to state, Shahzad was under surveillance, but "managed to elude investigators and head to the airport." An FBI agent probably stopped to get a donut and lost him for a bit. If it was this poser, he probably stopped to get his hair highlighted:   

The airplane started moving on the runway, when air traffic control ordered them to return. If it had been George W. Bush, he would have blown up the plane and yelled "I said wait!" But the Obama administration politely asked them to turn around (considering Obama probably had relatives on the plane). Needless to say, Shahzad probably had a serious Maalox moment due to the abrupt stop, after grinning, thinking he'd gotten away, when the plane was headed for the runway to take him to Pakistan.

The FBI searching for clues at Shahzad's home (the time he spent building that foolish bomb, dude could have spent  staining his deck)

Yesterday, the television show Inside Edition revealed, when they sent a camera crew to Shahzad's property, they found the suspect's letters strewn in the backyard and called the police. They stated the FBI showed up in response to the call and collected the letters they had astonishingly left behind hours earlier.