Reality TV star, Tila Tequila, stated she is being protected by the "Secret Service." Are you sure? They don't even protect the President (for further reference, see Obama Gatecrashers). Why would they be protecting you, an entertainer.

Obama Gatecrashers Tareq and Micheale Salahi

Maybe Tila misunderstood what the bodyguard said, as a Secret Service agent would not be doing full time side work for entertainers. It's an oxymoron. And no Tila, I'm not calling you a moron. It just means a contradiction. You're a smart girl - you're just getting mixed up in things you shouldn't, because you want to be accepted and it's damaging you.

Tila Tequila Gets 'Secret Service'

Posted on Jan 17, 2010 @ 12:10PM - Tila Tequila wants her fans to know that she's happy and safe. She took to Twitter to let everyone in on the fact she's being looked after...

"This is the FIRST TIME I am smiling & happy again because I know in my heart that my baby ANGEL CASEY did this for me! She sent me protection!" Tila Tweeted... 

Tila, who was engaged to socialite Casey Johnson at the time of her sudden death January 4, said a security firm owner named Kris is providing his agency's services free of charge because he thinks she is the "nicest celeb he ever met."

Kris is a "Secret Service Agent" Tila said, and all his bodyguards are highly trained operatives...

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