Thousands Of Dead Birds In Arkansas = Bill Clinton

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Thousands Of Dead Birds In Arkansas = Bill Clinton

January 3. 2011

Bill Clinton

Thousands of dead birds have mysteriously fallen from the sky in former U.S. President Bill Clinton's home state of Arkansas. Scientists don't know what to make of it, but I do. Now pay attention closely. You know Clinton A/K/A "Bubba" who is white, is considered the first black President of the United States, due to his negro-like behavior (playing the saxophone, eating at McDonalds...a lot and opening an office in Harlem).

http://www.hulu.com/watch/4169/saturday-night-live-clinton-at-mcdonalds

You also know black people love chicken (white people reading the site, don’t repeat that joke). So, maybe Bubba got a little peckish and wanted a snack. Either that or another Arkansas institution, Wal-Mart, is having a sale on chicken (their prices are suspiciously low). I hope I've clarified this environmental mystery for you. You're welcome. Do you see what happens when you open your mind.

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