The Large Hadron Collider

October 14. 2009

The Large Hadron Collider (Photo credit: The New York Times)

The Large Hadron Collider project, which seeks to unravel time and the human molecular structure, has met with numerous problems, such as malfunctions to the hardware, but namely one of its chief scientists being arrested for ties to Al Qaeda. Yes, really. Some are questioning if the projects is doomed.

Time as the world knows it is fixed by God and as such is not moveable. Scientists need to find a balance between knowledge, experimentation and respect for the supernatural aspects of life, mysteries that should remain with God, as He sees fit.

Is the Large Hadron Collider Already Doomed by Fate?

Tom Goldman posted on 13 Rocktober 2009 0:49 am - A mind-blowing theory from two distinguished physicists speculates that the Large Hadron Collider may have been doomed from the beginning due to its very function.

The Large Hadron Collider is a particle accelerator that could be immensely useful to scientists for a variety of reasons, including the testing of hyperdrive theories. One primary focus of the giant machine has been the discovery of the Higgs Boson particle, an as of yet undiscovered or observed quantum component that is said to give mass to all particles, including itself. Holger Bech Nielsen, of the Niels Bohr Institute in Copenhagen, and Masao Ninomiya of the Yukawa Institute for Theoretical Physics in Kyoto, Japan, have theorized that the LHC could be doomed because of the possibility that it might actually create a Higgs Boson, which is rippling backwards through time to stop this from ever occurring.

Just when you thought this business with the LHC couldn't get any weirder/cooler, now we've thrown a little time travel into the mix. Before you write this theory off, keep in mind that many physicists believe the laws of physics are reversible. Einstein himself has said "For those of us who believe in physics, this separation between past, present and future is only an illusion."...

Finally, if Dr. Nielsen and Dr. Ninomiya's theory is correct, it could also explain why the DeLorean DMC-12 failed despite its sleek stainless steel body and awesome gull-wing doors. Clearly, we are not meant to go 88 miles per hour, leaving tire tracks of flame in our wake.

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