The Federal Bureau of Investigation, also known as the FBI, which tellingly can be rearranged to form the word FIB, something they do a lot, raided several unsuspecting IHop pancake restaurants, whose food people enjoy. But do you notice which restaurant they didn't raid - Dunkin Donuts. That's because being cops, they wouldn't dare raid their spot.

Dunkin Donuts

I know this feeds into the national stereotype, but I was going by a Dunkin Donuts the other day and even from the street you could see it was full of cops. You couldn't help but notice how many cops were in there, packed like a clown car, but you know, with cops instead. If something happened to Dunkin Donuts in America, cops would go on strike and into an official state of mourning.  

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