Star Vows To Flee UK If Paris Hilton Moves There

Sarah Harding Slams Paris Hilton

November 18. 2008

Girls Aloud (Sarah Harding pictured center)

Apparently still reeling from several years of Madonna’s horrendous faux British accent, steroids use and hilarious horse riding skills, a British pop star, Sarah Harding of Girls Aloud, has vowed she will leave her homeland of England if Paris Hilton moves to the UK, as the heiress is proclaiming.

Don’t worry. She’ll never find it. She said to an interviewer last year that London is not in the UK.

So, Britain is giving back Madonna and apparently keeping Johnny Depp as a part time resident. I think everyone would agree America got the short end of the stick in that trade.