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Somebody Shot At Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt's House No, It Wasn't Jennifer Aniston (Girl, It Wasn't You Was It - Kidding) December 5. 2007
Jennifer Aniston: it wasn't me! Someone has been using actor Brad Pitt and Actress Angelina Jolie's house for target practice. No, I don't think it's Jennifer Aniston. I think I know who it is.
It was revealed that little David Banda, who got the short end of the stick by being adopted by deranged cult devotee Madonna, shot at the house in retaliation when Angelina didn't adopt him. Poor baby, he's been adopted by Satan in a leotard. David Banda: at home, when no one's looking, she makes me call her Angelina and she calls me Maddox...and sometimes Zahara:
David Banda: this is my ration of food for the week living with this batty broad. It's like Africa all over again. Save The Children, Britney, anybody, help me:
Seriously, no suspects have been named in the shooting that damaged a SUV belonging to a member of Jolie and Pitt's security team.
Angelina Jolie and son Maddox I sincerely hope this is some kind of firearms mishap and not someone shooting at a home where four small children reside, as that would be inexcusable.
Angelina Jolie with daughter Zahara |
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