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Rules Of Politics: Politics For Dummies

 March 31. 2007 

Alberto: The next person that asks me about this scandal gets pimp slapped. My backhand's like Serena's.

In light of Attorney General Alberto Gonzales’ recent self-inflicted scandal, I’ve drafted up a few rules of politics for people like he and Robert “AT&T” Mueller (FBI), who believe they are invincible:   

Rules Of Politics 

1. Cover your butt.

2. Never write down or say anything that could come back to bite you in said butt you forgot to cover in #1.

3. In politics, no one is your friend.

4. Stay away from political scandals (oops, too late, never mind).

5. Did I mention, cover your butt.

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