17-year-old Canadian sensation, Justin Bieber, descended on one of my ancestral homes this week, England, to the excitement of many young girls, who came out to his hotel to greet him. The crowd outside his hotel in Liverpool, became so large, the police had to intervene. 

While doing crowd control, concerned cops warned young Bieber not to come out on the balcony (or swing a baby from it), which would whip the girls into a frenzy, as they would be forced to charge him with inciting a riot. Sorry, but the Bieber wouldn't last a day in jail with that photogenic, pretty face and shiny hair (just teasing).

No word if the Bieb will be visiting the Beeb (nickname for the BBC - British Broadcasting Corporation). Get the joke? Don't pretend that isn't funny!