Paris Lied Her Non-Existent Butt Off On Larry King

June 28. 2007

Did anyone catch Paris Hilton on the Larry King show last night. I didn’t, but I watched Showbiz Tonight with AJ Hammer, who aired recaps while he and his panel tore Paris to pieces, like a recruitment letter from Scientology.

It was better than the actual interview. They kept telling us what Paris’ lies scripted statements really meant. King did a good job as usual, but Paris really blew a prime opportunity to improve her image by telling the truth and taking some responsibility.

She went from blaming her publicist to blaming her attorney, when none of them forced the alcohol down her throat nor did they force her behind the wheel for a drunk driving stint.

The 3 weeks in jail was just and merciful, as opposed to a year’s imprisonment the judge could have imposed. Stop complaining and blaming others.

But back to the interview. Last week and a few days ago as well, I wrote on this site that I do not believe Paris’ conversion to the faith, for different reasons, among them being her speech about being changed that I’ve heard someone else say before.

Therefore, copy and pasting is not a good idea in situations that call for seriousness and sincerity. People will never believe one has changed, unless they see the fruits of said improvement in conduct.

Last night she lied her butt off on Larry King, taking it to new heights. She said she’d never done drugs, when there are photos lingering about of her smoking marijuana and hemp (same thing, no?).

Is Paris not counting marijuana and cocaine as drugs? How soon she forgets the footage of her singing she has anal sex for coke…and I’m not talking about Coco Cola.

In the interview with King, she said she’s not really a drinker and doesn’t have an alcohol problem, when there are photos of her falling over drunk while coming out of different parties. Maybe she meant she doesn’t have a problem with drinking alcohol because she thinks it’s okay.

Next she said the strip search was “the most humiliating experience of my life.” Like you’ve never done that before. Maybe because it wasn’t on camera it confused you?

The first step towards rehabbing a bad image is honesty…and giving Hillary Clinton her dress back. Did Hillary's campaign manager style you for the show. Covered up doesn't have to mean frumpy lesbian. Another thing you and Hillary have in common.

Is there any wonder why Paris is messed up today. Check out Paris pulling a Jean Benet in full make-up and bikini at a very young age, with Mommy Dearest showing way too much goods herself: