Is It April Fools Already

January 6. 2008

Paris Hilton

In response to writers such as myself, labeling her promiscuous, socialite Paris Hilton stated today that she has, “Only slept with a couple people.” What? A couple people THIS YEAR? THIS WEEK? TODAY?

Who are you kidding? There have been photos of you going into and leaving hotels and private residences at all hours of the night, belonging to different men you went out with.

Or was that quote from her a typo and they meant to write, “Slept with a couple hundred people.” It’s a poor cover for setting a bad example with your promiscuity, Paris.

Paris, keep it up and your vagina is going to go on strike. Your vagina called the CDC and lodged a complaint that it thinks it has Alzheimer’s, because every morning it wakes up and doesn’t know where it is, because it doesn’t recognize what appears to be a different bed.

HILTON: 'I'VE ONLY SLEPT WITH A COUPLE OF PEOPLE'

PARIS HILTON has only slept with "a couple of people" - because she respects herself too much…

She tells Glamour magazine, "I've only done it (had sex) with a couple of people. People make up stories, but mostly I just kiss.

"I think it's important to play hard to get. Nobody wants the fake Prada bag; they want the brand new bag that no one can get and is the most expensive. If you give it up to a guy he won't respect you; he'll want you much more if he can't have you." 06/01/2009 16:07:22

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