Judiciary Report - Paris Hilton Dissed By Both Candidates

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Paris Hilton Dissed By Both Candidates Reps

August 5. 2008

Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton did a ridiculous, vulgar, unfunny ad in response to John McCain's biting advert that took shots at rival Barack Obama, using her image and that of Britney Spears.

She ran her mouth in said ad and made things worse in an attempt at dissing McCain, who she referred to as the "white haired dude."

Barack Obama

Here's where the heirhead messed up. She read statements from a teleprompter that someone else wrote, which she espoused as her views on energy and oil drilling.

However, in the process, she inadvertently supported John McCain's political views on oil drilling. McCain's camp seized on it and proclaimed it an endorsement. Does Paris even know what she said.

John McCain

Obama's rep, clearly with better things to do, stated in response to the ad the same thing I thought: "Whatever."

McCain's rep, seeing a golden opportunity to make Paris look stupid again stated: “It sounds like Paris Hilton supports John McCain’s ‘all of the above’ approach to America’s energy crisis - including both alternatives and drilling. Paris Hilton might not be as big a celebrity as Barack Obama, but she obviously has a better energy plan.”

Another peculiar thing I noticed about Paris' failed attempt at appearing intellectual is, she said she'd make lip-syncher Rihanna, whose barely been in America a couple years, the Vice President. Under U.S. law, one must be American born to be President or Vice President.

Furthermore, since when did you like black people, whom you referred to as "nig*ers" on a video that was leaked to the internet.

Way to prove McCain right, Paris. You make "celebrity" a bad word.