Judiciary Report - Paris Hilton Not Too Sick To Party

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Paris Hilton Not Too Sick To Party

June 8. 2007

I would like you to ready the following statement about Paris Hilton getting out of jail very early and already preparing to party, because you know, she's sick and got out for those reasons, right (sarcasm):

"In the meantime, X17 can report exclusively that Paris was planning a big "Welcome Home" party for herself, inviting her close friends over to spend her second of 40 nights on house arrest with her tomorrow night! So, is the party still on?" - X17

Too sick to stay in jail, but not too sick to party. Yes ladies and gentlemen, the spoiled, bratty, overindulged miscreant has dodged her debt to society and made a mockery of the justice system.

Even though they put her in a private cell away from the general population, installed a soda machine and assigned five guards to her, making her stay in jail completely feasible under the circumstances, she was not satisfied and kicked a fit in order to leave.

It's like writing a doctor's note to get out of gym class, when it is not warranted. I would like to commend the Hilton family for teaching their ~~brat~~ daughter the virtues of responsibility, honest, social accountability and decency. Not!

We see why she is the way she is. She's never had to pay for anything in her life, as everything was done with her father's money, nor has she had to accept responsibility for anything in her life. Expect her to do worse things and disgrace her family even more.

This should be a lesson to people about who they marry. Paris behaves like her mother, Kathy, who exhibits next to no class, but married into a rich family and decided it was clearance to behave like a tyrant, based on reports. Money hungry, promiscuous and insufferably arrogant...much like her daughter.

Swimsuit competitions at age 8, partying in the New York clubs at age 13, medically incurable STDS by her early 20's.

People should really beware of who they marry. It doesn't matter if the person is poor, but make sure they have morals, decency and a sense of civic duty, lest your future offspring indulge in conduct that brings shame upon your clan. For further reference see Paris Hilton.