Bankrupt, beleaguered Hollywood actor, Nicholas Cage (Coppola), was arrested for public intoxication and domestic violence, after a cab driver witnessed him berate and roughly grabbing his wife, Alice Kim, on a public street in New Orleans, Louisiana. Cage is in town for a film (with his string of film flops over the past several years, we know where this is going).

The cab driver called the police, who came out to the scene and urged Cage to calm down. Being an actor lacking humility, Cage repeatedly dared the police to arrest him. And they did. Cage later posted $11,000 bail, after sitting in the Orleans Parish Prison for several hours.