Nancy Pelosi Backing Off CIA Claims

May 16. 2009

Nancy Pelosi: I was just playing!

U.S. House Speaker, Nancy Pelosi, is backing off claims the CIA lied to her about the torture policies of the former Bush administration (LOL).

What? Scared the CIA will pop a cap in your butt when no one’s looking, Nancy. We'd need Nancy Drew to find out what happened to you.

Side Bar #1: Pelosi is from San Francisco, the gay capital of the world. I have a question. How come that bridge isn’t pink with rhinestones on it.

Side Bar #2: this is why you shouldn't read those other news sites, because I ask the really important questions people want to know. Enough about things like the war and the economy, why doesn't that San Francisco bridge (Golden Gate) have sparkles and glitter on it. Stick with me and you'll learn something.

STORY SOURCE: Pelosi backpedals on CIA claims

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