Madonna The Obsessive Stalker

The Profile Of A Psycho

November 18. 2008

As news blurbs hit the papers regarding Madonna’s ongoing divorce from Guy Ritchie, with them came complaints that the crazy pop star was spying on her estranged husband.

Ritchie reportedly complained that Madonna was eavesdropping on his calls, having him stalked, watching his every move and later bombarding him with threatening text messages stating, "You're going down."

Then a few weeks after, she sent a crazy list of do’s and don’t’s for her husband, while their sons are temporarily in his care in London. Said list had the internet branding her psychotic.

Guy Ritchie, career gone thanks to duds like Swept Away, is a shell of his former self

There were no sensible items on the list such as: see to it they do their homework, when going out make sure they are suitably dressed for the weather (carry a coat for each child just in case it gets cold or rainy), take them to the amusement park, take them to the movies, take them out to dinner, try to get them to eat their vegetables and see to it they get to bed at a respectable hour.

But, oh no - not madwoman Madonna. Her deranged list was: no TV, no newspapers, no radio, no man made clothing and no non-Kabbalah water (which was cited as contaminated by the Canadian government).

He does not look himself

However, her insanity doesn’t extend to just Ritchie. A newspaper reported today that Madonna had people watching her victim, Alex Rodriguez, like a hawk, trying to block other women from approaching the brainwashed baseball star, whose career hit an all time low since she and the cult landed on his doorstep preaching the ills of the sick Kabbalah Center.

Rodriguez was later seen flirting with young actress Kate Hudson in Miami, who actually looks like a, well, woman. She reportedly had her hands all over him.

Well, Kate, it’s safe to assume “Kabbalah high priestess Madonna” shall have a voodoo doll of you by sundown. Hey, she called herself that, I didn’t...and members of Kabbalah practice the occult.

greedy Madonna always has her hand outstretched trying to defraud someone out of their money

A periodical featured an item regarding Madonna's previous relationship with basketball star Dennis Rodman, who left her to be with Carmen Electra, who he later married. It was stated Madonna followed him to a hotel and requested to be placed in the room next to his, then proceeded to call him while he was with Electra, to let him know she is in the room next to his suite. More stalking again.

Previously, Rodman stated she telephoned him prior to his relationship with Electra and stated, “I’m ovulating! I’m ovulating.” Wow, I didn’t know dudes could ovulate.

She now spends her time stalking and harassing celebrities about Kabbalah, some of whom, like model Geri Hall, were not receptive to Madonna and the cult's demands for huge chunks of their wealth.