Pop tart Madonna has been pimping her 14-year-old daughter again, tipping off the paparazzi to take snaps of the family at the beach. The blogosphere has mercilessly bashed Madonna for not aging gracefully, with male bloggers making hundreds of posts about how unattractive and muscular she is to them.  

As a result, Madonna has launched plan b, which is pimp out her look-alike (uni-brow and all), underage, sexually active daughter in a skimpy bikini for press, by engaging in the proven and known celebrity favorite, of tipping off the paparazzi to one's whereabouts, then put on infomercial styled acting like you're surprised to see them.