Madonna A/K/A Balco Made Guy Sign Sex Contract

…Promising To Have Sex With Her!

He Broke The Contract!

October 29. 2008

Balco

I read an article today in the London Telegraph that had me laughing. Madonna, also known as Balco, made her husband, Guy Ritchie, sign a marriage contract two years ago, promising to have sex with her and...he broke it 18 months ago.

He probably got scared when she went all hulk on him. Admitted testosterone user, mannish Madonna, was clearly being turned down by Ritchie or why else would she need such a contract in the first place.

Most women constantly get offers from their husbands for sex, yet she as a woman (presumably), had to get her husband to sign a contract promising to sleep with her. That’s desperate. Really, really desperate.

Something’s wrong, isn’t it. Madonna has a penis, doesn’t she. Guy Ritchie was scared of getting violated (LOL).

Madonna and Guy Ritchie signed 'behaviour contract' in bid to save marriage

Last Updated: 9:12AM GMT 29 Oct 2008 - Madonna, 50, is said to have insisted her husband stick to a set of rules, that included the command: "Guy must work to enrich his wife's emotional and spiritual well-being."

Other parts of the 'contract', allegedly drawn up after seeing a marriage guidance counsellor two years ago, included that he must "resolve conflicts in a constructive way" and that "Guy must never shout at his wife," it was reported.

He also had to "set aside time to read Kabbalah texts" to his wife, it has been claimed.

Both agreed to "devote time to sexual expressiveness", while the rules also stated: "We must not use sex as a stick to beat one another."

If Mr Ritchie, 40, broke the rules, Madonna would say "Contract, Guy, contract" according to sources.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk

Feedback from Sun UK readers on this story:

joseatpolodotorg - ...Madonna is a pure, unadulterated nut job. And I'm being nice to her...

: ICEGUNNER - I always knew Madonna was a nutter but this just goes to prove that she's a control loving psycho . I´d count my blessings if I was Guy, I'd be delighted to be shot of that trollop.

playmate - Is this for real?! At the end of the day, who knows what goes on behind closed doors....she does seem a bit of a fruit-loop as she's getting older though.

: TheVoice - Her behaviour would drive most men away.

: BLAZE247 - maddona is nuts! the only reason she has stuck around is because of good marketing despite a lack of any talent whatsoever. no one i have ever spoken to is a fan of her so is there a secret corner of the UK who are?

: mgh567 - What a pair of absolute plonkers.

theprozacfairy - no wonder their marriage didn't work. she's a control freak and needs to chill out.

: pedroc - just when you think it can't get any worse and pathetic it does, this woman is crazy, give him millions, he deserves it for pain and suffering for putting up with this narcicist for 7 years!!

blackparade - She is obviously a control freak just look at her arms!!! She must be in control, she must be the leader, she must, she must!! E####she must get a face lift, she must get over herself and must by done by now, right???

modification1 - I KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO WITH MADONNA's RULE BOOK .AND I DEFINITELY WOULD NOT TAKE THE BLAME FOR HER PHSYCO BRAIN. PROBLEMS ,THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO TREAT MADONNA AND THAT IS WITH A LEATHER SHOE ACROSS HER BARE AR**. SHE CAN SCREAM AS MUCH ABOUT HER KABHALLA SCRIPT SHE'S WRITTEN HERSELF AND SHOVE HER MARRIAGE CONTRACT WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE. (NOW I UNDERSTAND WHY BRITNEY SPEARS WENT NUTS ---! MADONNA AND HER FRIENDSHIP CONTRACT ).