Do you hear that sound. That's the sound of the internet laughing. Violent, vindictive, destructive Lindsay Lohan, said she was punched in the face by a waitress, Jasmine Waltz. Apparently, the waitress wanted to save Lohan money on collagen lip injections and sucker punched her in the mouth...hard. Actually, the alleged fight was over a man that lesbian Lindsay was trying to chat up.

Violence is never right, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't giggle at this story. Lohan has punched her girlfriend and photographers in the face, run over the foot of an innocent bystander and crashed into innocent shrubbery. 

Jasmine Waltz

But here's the problem. The waitress said the story Lindsay Lohan Twittered regarding the alleged assault, never happened. Crack is a powerful drug. 

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