Judiciary Report - Leave It To Britney

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Leave It To ~~Beaver~~ Britney

Britney Smoking Around Her Little Kids Again

July 9. 2007

The picture of motherhood. Spears is seen here puffing on a cigarette in the presence of her toddlers. You know Britney, your kids may want to use their lungs one day:

Little 9 month old Jayden is seen here clutching his smoke smelling mother's toxic cigarettes:

Britney is pictured here holding her little son, in a fashion that brings back memories of his older brother's narrowly missed date with New York concrete. Same bodyguard turned boyfriend.

Britney is seen here playing house with the ~~seventh~~ third dude in two years:

Little Jayden is pictured here overcome with ~~smoke~~ love from his mommy:

Little Sean is seen here resting snuggly in the arms of his ~~new daddy~~ bodyguard:

Learning by example, little Jayden reaches for mommy's cigarette box:

Little Jayden asks his mommy "are these regular or lite?" Mother of the year indeed:

Never one to procrastinate, Spears poses in front of her Christmas lights...in the middle of July:

While the kids stop to smell the roses, Britney stops to smell the smoke: