Kim Zolciak's "Tardy For The Party"

August 26. 2009

This week, I heard a painful song by "The Real Housewives Of Atlanta" star, Kim Zolciak, titled "Don't Be Tardy For The Party" and I must state, it is cringe inducing.

When the baritone track came on, it made my eyelashes stand up in fright, which I didn't know was possible (joking). However, the song proves, it's who you know and not what you know that counts in Hollywood.

Side Bar: the song's melody sounds like the refrain of Michael Jackson's "Startin' Something." You know Michael is rolling in his grave at where his melody landed. Bad enough overdosing, but this too...

Side Bar #2: Isn't she supposed to be a country music singer? Then, why is she releasing a techno song?