Reality star "Kim Kardashian" and her bisexual boyfriend, rapper Kanye West, caused a security scare at JFK International Airport yesterday, in trying to make a connecting flight on time. An airport worker allowed the attention seeking couple to bypass security, via a restricted area in the airport, to make their flight on time. 

TSA hit the roof when they found out and yanked the couple off the plane for a thorough security screening. It's a shame they didn't give irritating Kanye a cavity search (respect the index finger, rapper boy). Then again, he'd probably like that. Ah, just tase him.