Judge Orders Lindsay Lohan To Work At A Morgue And Clean Toilets

Oh, how the mighty have fallen. Judge Stephanie Sautner has not only sentenced former actress, Lindsay Lohan, 24, to 120 days in jail, she has also order her to perform 400 hours of community service at a morgue and wait for it...cleaning toilets. 

Oh, this is too good to be true. Bloggers everywhere shed a little tear of joy at the news. You see, while some entertainers are commended on blogs for their work, Lohan is constantly ripped for her arrogance, sense of entitlement and cruelty to others, she has physically, emotionally and or financially damaged. 

I for one would love photos to post of Lohan with her head over a toilet bowl and this time, not because she is drunk and puking, but due to the fact she has been ordered to clean them. We better be able to see your reflection in the bowl when you're done, Lindsay.