I'm Going To Get John Wall For This

December 11. 2010

John Wall

We were invited to a friend's Christmas office party held at a nice hall. It was a dinner, with an auction, then dancing. One of our friends told my mother to do the Dougie...and she did it to the amusement of the entire table! Never mind I was mortified. 

My first thought was, well, nothing. I experienced a brain freeze. Then, when my brain unfroze and thawed out after the sheer shock, I started jokingly thinking, the Lord must be punishing me for something. 

My mother did the Dougie...and in public. My next thought was, where did she learn this. Then my mind did a rewind...ah yes, ESPN (one of her favorite channels) and John Wall (Wizards' basketballer). It was worse than when Wolf Blitzer did it. I'm going to get John Wall for this!