Elton John's Adopted Son Looks Like He Is Begging For Help In This Picture

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Elton John's Adopted Son Looks Like He Is Begging For Help In This Picture

November 3. 2011

David Furnish, Elton John and little Zachary, who is clearly trying to mouth the word "help!" (Photo Credit: Splash)

When I saw this picture of Elton John's adopted son Zachary I burst out laughing. Look at the baby's expression. It looks like he is begging anyone for help. You know they're dressing that baby up in sequin diapers with a rhinestone trim, chafing his little butt (bum).

The baby is also probably terrified of all the colors in John's costumes and his out there psychedelic glasses. Instead of singing a traditional lullaby to the baby, you know he's singing something like "No Sacrifice (Cuckold Heart)" to the tot, with the baby wondering "What exactly is a cuckold, o' rhinestoned one." You know they play that song at Guantanamo, right (just kidding).