Economist: Beyonce To Blame For Recession

January 13. 2009

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An economist has released a report that states Beyonce and her fellow Hollywood stars are responsible for the current economic crisis.

Considering it is being said that Beyonce is crazy, this will do nothing for her mental state, adding a touch of paranoia to it. It's like bringing a ventriloquist around Britney Spears, she'll get paranoid another voice is talking to her in her head, when she can hear the sound, but can't see anyone's lips moving.

Wow, Jay-Z must have done her hair! Um, don't you own any caps?

But back to the economist. He wrote that Beyonce's music and that of mainstream Hollywood artists caused the recession.

You heard that Beyonce…the recession is all your fault…your secret is out...they know what you did...people are suffering because of you…also there's a boogey man in your closet wearing a bad weave, waiting to jump out at you when you reach in for a new wig. Oh wait, that's Jay-Z! Get a haircut, already.

That should help her sanity (smirk).

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Beyoncé's worldwide hit, Single Ladies (Put a Ring On It), is not just catchy – it may spell doom for international finance.

According to findings by Phil Maymin, professor of finance and risk engineering at New York University, the more regular the beat on Billboard's top singles, the more volatile the American markets. After studying decades of Billboard's Hot 100 hits, Maymin found that songs with low "beat variance" had an inverse correlation with market turbulence. Which is to say, the more regular the song, the crazier the stock market...