Former U.S. Vice President, Dick Cheney, is scheduled to be charged for issuing $180,000,000 in bribe money to Nigerian officials, during his time at Halliburton. Well, that ought to give him another heart attack.

Nigeria’s anti-corruption unit EFCC (The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission) has stated it is going forward with the charges. Considering the wars in the Middle East have largely been fought for the benefit of Halliburton (oil and rebuilding contracts), Cheney deserves to be charged for his global misconduct on their behalf and as a scheming shareholder.