Judiciary Report - Crazy Madonna Cancels Christmas

Crazy Madonna Cancels Christmas

Madonna "Ebenezer Scrooge" Takes Away Kids' Christmas

December 17. 2007

So much surgery she's smiling like the Joker and acting like Ebenezer Scrooge

Nasty stock killer Madonna cancelled Christmas for her kids due to her pseudo-religion ~~that is actually a very sick cult~~ Kabbalah, which I call Crackbalah. While I understand some religions do not celebrate Christmas and it is their right, when a cult doesn't, it's just plain laughable. According to an article in the British press there will be no Christmas and a macrobiotic dinner of grains for her kids this holiday season.

In a hilarious article in the Daily Mail, that Madonna clearly had a hand in, she sets herself up as a strict parent, feared by staff. Madonna looks to be all of 4 feet tall. Granted, she's got muscles like Schwarzenegger, who is she for anyone to be afraid of her. She is a coward, with mafia connections, that goes around bullying, stalking and harassing entertainers much younger than she is.

Madonna's daughter

The article comments on how her kids internet time is strictly monitored, clearly in attempts at preventing them from finding out how much of a prostitute and sexual deviant their mother is. Too bad other people's kids didn't have the luxury of being shielded from your public nastiness (i.e. the MTV Awards). But with kids being kids, I'm sure the other children at school will tell them.

You would think that would stop her public lewdness, but it never does, much to her disgrace. Those kids are going to need massive therapy, especially after being exposed to that terrible religious cult on a regular basis. It could not be good for their mental health.

Madonna and David Banda

Her kids, who often look miserable in photos, are going to be lining up to do tell alls on this woman. But considering her last album flopped according to Reuters, and her next record will bizarrely and inexplicably be, a 50 year old woman doing a collection of too young for her, rip off black music songs that she keeps deliberately leaking online only to be met with bad reviews, says a tell all won't fetch much in the future.

She has flown off the rails in vain attempts at competing with entertainers much younger than she is, and in the youth demographic as well, revealing that she is clearly crazy. She is the only 50 year old artist doing this.

I saw a surprisingly crude, but accurate Mad TV spoof on You Tube of actresses playing a desperate Madonna stalking Britney Spears. There was another spoof done by the UK's French and Saunders, that basically shows what the public thinks of her attempts at staying in the mainstream via stalking and trying to become a contemporary to entertainers like Spears. Here are the lyrics:

"Mad TV Me Against Madonna lyrics"

Britney: All the people in my crew are really young and I am too!!!

Madonna: Hey Britney.

B: Oh no, she's here!

M: Hey, you wanna hang out?

B: Sorry kinda busy right now.

M: At a club?

B: Bye!

Britney:
She's always there
Every time I turn around
Her creepy stare
Her tired 80's disco sound
She follows me
With desperation I can't take
She's calling me
She's worst than Justin Timberlake

Ever since I kissed her
She's been on me like a blister
I don't need another mother
But she just won't leave me alone
She won't leave me alone (hey, leave me alone)
I don't wanna knock her
But she's a crazy stalker
I wish she'd take her rocker
And just get her butt on home
B**** leave me alone hey, hey, hey

B: Why can't you give me some space

M: I just really had to see ya

B: Can't you get out of my face

M: I've got a great idea
It's a sexy video

B: No I really do not wanna

M: Be my *****, I'll be your h*

B: I'm not sleazy like you Madonna

Madonna:
Hey Britney
I need some help with my career
Look at my cane and look where I .....
I'm desperate
That's why sometimes I pretend I'm queer
It was....

I need some of your young blood
Please fulfill my hunger
My last cd was a dud
I need to be younger
All your youth and energy
Please, I really need it
Now expose your neck to me
With my fangs I'll bleed it

All right everybody let's vogue!
Vogue, vogue, vogue, vogue, huh?
Good times!!!
Come on everybody let's vogue!
Vogue, vogue, vogue, vogue, vogue, vogue, vogue...