Christina Aguilera's Attempts At Becoming Lady Gaga Fails

June 25. 2010

Christina Aguilera

Christina Aguilera's new CD "Bionic" has flopped, selling a paltry 110,000 copies in its first week of release, after the singer went to great pains in attempting to become the new Lady Gaga. This marks the first flop of her 12 year career and one that did a significant amount of damage.

Lady Gaga

The odd part is Aguilera can actually sing. But apparently, today you have to go around in stupid clothes, sing music you've stolen and rendered generic garbage by butchering it and humiliate yourself to the world at every turn for press attention.