Britney’s Bad Week

From Terrible Magazine Coverage To A Messy Custody Battle With Subpoenas Flying Everywhere

August 15, 2007

Things are going from bad to worse for Britney Spears. Not only have her former assistants Alli Sims and Shannon Funk and bodyguard Daimon Shippen been subpoenaed in her custody court case with ex-husband, Kevin Federline, a slew of negative magazine articles with her featured on the cover are coming out this week. They are all very unflattering.

US Weekly’s cover brags “Britney’s Nanny Tells All” and judging by the snippet I read online, Britney is in trouble. The nanny told of Britney’s crazy conduct such as constantly stripping in front of employees and asking them if she looked sexy to asking the nanny to sleep in the bed with her and her oldest son, Sean.

OK! Magaine’s cover is not OK for the Britster, as it features Britney Spears with her female lover in a very candid, gag inducing shot. The cover pretty much cements Spears’ status as a lesbian. No Photoshop either. The cover further has a blurb regarding an article with references to other women Spears has been involved with. Brits is up a creek.

Life & Style screams “Brit Losing The Babies” which she no doubt eventually will, when the full scope of her insanity is revealed in some form or another.

Kevin Federline: W is for win!...or...What mess is Britney doing now!

Star Magazine announces on their cover “Britney to kids: you were both mistakes.” Judging by her past statements about her unplanned pregnancies, she can’t sue them, because she said it. However, given her extreme negligence regarding their care, it has a negative connotation all her own making.

Kevin Federline's lawyer

Many pregnancies are unplanned and the kids welcomed and well cared for after, but Britney is being very careless and ungrateful in how she looks after those two gorgeous little babies. I sincerely pray for your well being little guys, cause you didn’t deserve this.

All That Photoshopping And She Still Looks High:

Spears’ continued careless conduct serves to highlight many cracks in the child welfare system, as this madness has gone on long enough. It is child endangerment on a regular basis…for the whole world to see. She’s even getting jeered by members of the public when she goes out, who don’t care for how she treats her kids.

A news article excerpt from Reuters regarding Britney’s turmoil filled life due to her poor choices: