Escaped "5050 hold" mental patient masquerading as a pop star, Britney Spears, is gearing up for another stupid album. In taking stock of her disgraceful life, the pop wreck also decided to put her house on the market, claiming it's jinxed.

It's not the house that's the problem Britney - it's you. You continue to make stupid decision after stupid decision and ruin your life in the process, taking all around you along for the ride.  

Much like Britney's former home in Malibu that was on the market, there has been little interest in the current residence, with internet posters jokingly speculating, it is due to the fact the house "smells like Cheetos" and "Funions."

Seriously, Britney's stock, has gone way down. Once pop's princess, she treated the world to a spectacular breakdown that saw her forced into psych wards twice.

Things got so bad, she even bit one of her small children, like he was a little Cheeto or something. That was before flashing her crotch, shaving her head and walking around with a devilish look on her face that alarmed people.

She has provided audiences with so many bad images, which have become seared into the pop culture landscape, it is inevitably what they think of when they see or hear her.

Speaking of bad images, Britney has a sex tape. Her ex-boyfriend, who is a paparazzo named Adnan Ghalib, is shopping around a sex tape he filmed of himself and Britney, while she was in a crazed, un-medicated state. Pictures from it have been released by a radio station.

Considering Ms. Spears has vilely invaded other people's privacy through corrupt, invasive private investigators, she knowingly turned loose on her own mother and ex-husband, among others, you reap what you sow.

However, Adnan, do the world a favor and keep that tape to yourself, before the crazy Kabbalah nutcase tries to take out a hit on you, like she tried to do to her ex-husband Kevin Federline.

Through the keyhole: Inside the up-for-sale $8m mansion Britney says is jinxed

She claims it's 'jinxed' but these pictures show that any person who buys Britney's mansion, which she put on the market last week, would feel extremely lucky indeed.

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Adnan: I have Britney sex tape

BRITNEY SPEARS' ex-boyfriend has confirmed he owns a sex tape featuring himself and the singer. ADNAN GHALIB, the British pap whom she dated during her breakdown, says he WILL sell the tape for the right price.

He told Heat magazine: "There is such a tape, but I won’t discuss prices for hypothetical enquiries. "Unless there is a locked-in deal, I will go no further.”

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